RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: TRUMP DAZE
The Crypto King
The con of all cons
Like an Edsel with wings
Let’s hear it for the Don!
The crypto currency king
He sold us the golden shoes
Trading cards and magic rings
How can we ever lose?
He’s the crypto currency king
He’s lost more money than anyone
He’s run a thousand stings
He’ll pass it all to his elder son
The new crypto currency king
Crypto is the king of cons
It’s a currency for crooks
Let’s give it up to the Don
And open up his books
He’ll take your hard-earned cash
He’ll do a dance and sing
He’ll put the proceeds in his stash
He’s the crypto currency king
(Trump starts a new crypto currency.)