RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: CLIMATE CHANGE
Texas Breakdown
A raging storm of ice and snow
Sweeps over this great land
Like the horsemen of the apocalypse
Forcing Texas to take a stand
Blame it on the windmills
Blame it on the sun
Blame everyone and everything
Before the week is done
When it comes to power grids
The Lone Star stands alone
Cut off from all the nation
Calling names and throwing stones
Blame it on the liberals
Blame it on the fates
Blame it on the almanac
And all the other states
You can huff and puff a hurricane
You can plead for federal aid
But when all the clouds are lifted
This is the mess you made
No you’re not to blame for nature
We know it isn’t fair
Still you knew this day was coming
And you failed to get prepared
Blame it on the weather
Blame it on the stars
Blame it on the Green New Deal
We all know you’ve gone too far
The people do not deserve this fate
It was nothing that they did
Except to elect a government
That took the lowest bid
Blame it on the currents
Blame it on the gods
Blame it on the roulette wheel
With a wink and a knowing nod