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Thursday, April 27, 2023

Tucker's Reign

 RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: AMERICAN MEDIA


Tucker’s Reign

 

Three million viewers daily

And not a particle of integrity

He pedaled propaganda to the masses

Not the facts, not reasoned opinion

Not a particular point of view

But raw uninhibited propaganda

An alternative universe

A purely imagined reality

 

He was the King of Conspiracy

An instigator of insurrection

A Russian pawn

An apostle of the Don

No one could take him down

Until they did

 

Not even the first amendment

Could protect the blatant lies

The unbridled hatred

The fake outrage

The unashamed racism

Of Tucker Carlson

 

He made Fox News a lot of money

But in the end he cost more

Than he made

 

What price integrity?

 

Monday, January 09, 2023

Bolsonaro in Florida

 RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: WORLD DEMOCRACY


Bolsonaro in Florida

 

Bolsonaro bolted

Lula de Silva won the election

Bolsonaro went to Florida

Was he greeted by DeSantis?

Fellow vaccination denier

Fellow virus minimizer

Did they toast the people they fooled?

Did they celebrate the truth they buried?

Did they mourn the people lost?

 

Did he join the Don at Mar-a-Lago?

Did they bring in the new year?

Did they plot the death of democracy?

Did they wonder what went wrong?

 

The new autocrats – Bolsonaro, DeSantis,

Trump – have all gone silent now

Are they huddled together planning

a brave new world?

Have they consulted the eastern star?

Do they dream a new alliance?

Will they rise or will they fall?

 

Go home Bolsonaro!

Go home and take your friends

 

Sunday, November 27, 2022

Therefore I Won

RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: AMERICAN DEMOCRACY

 

Therefore I Won (Ode to the Don)

 

I was winning; therefore I won

  You must wait until it’s done

  The song’s not over until it’s sung

But I was winning; therefore I won

 

Do not be a fool my friend

The race is run until the end

There is no trophy to be held

Until the enemy is felled

 

But I was winning; therefore I won

  A greater folly cannot be known

My wife, my daughter and my sons

  In time you will atone

They all agree I am the one

  The truth comes when you’re alone

Who never loses, always wins

  It is a long and sorry tome

Losing is a sin

 

I was winning; therefore I won 



Sunday, August 21, 2022

Democracy

 RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: AMERICAN DEMOCRACY


Democracy

 

Democracy is not a party

It is the foundation of a free society

It is beyond and above party

It has no interest in which side wins

 

Democracy is the soul of America

The bond that holds free nations together

That distinguishes Europe from Russia

That divides Russia from Ukraine

That separates China from India

Republics from despotic states

 

Democracy is the protector of human rights

The defender of free speech

The enforcer of the people’s will

The ideology that found its modern birth

In the United States of America

That formed its conception in the Magna Carta

and the Declaration of Independence

 

Democracy is not a party

It does not care about social issues

It does not care about religions

It does not care about abortion

It does not care about tax rates

It does not care about regulation

It does not care about prayer in the schools

Or the right to privacy

 

Democracy has no horse in the race

It is the race

It is the people

It is America

It is the hope of the world

And the promise of humanity

Saturday, August 20, 2022

Yes We Can

 RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: AMERICAN DEMOCRACY


Yes We Can

 

The former leader is a blatant criminal

His future candidacy must be banned

But you say we can’t do that

Not to a former president

Not to the chosen man

Say it together: Yes we can

 

They planned and staged an insurrection

He was the leader of the band

But you say it doesn’t matter

You cannot prosecute the man

Say it loud and say it clear:

Yes we can

 

He’ll do it again if he gets away with it

It’s the only thing he understands

But you say we can’t do that

After all he was the man

Say it loud and say it louder:

Yes we can

 

He stashed away damning evidence

Fraud and deception is his brand

But you can’t imprison a former president

You can’t do that to the man

Say it again with conviction:

Yes we can

 

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

Countdown (The Final Daze)

 RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: AMERICAN DEMOCRACY


Countdown

 

After four long years of bitter division

Four long years of catastrophic decisions

After four long years of sarcastic derision

We have seen the end of a gloomy vision

And we’re still standing

 

Countdown from the number nine

We appeal to every force divine

 

Countdown from the number eight

We pray the end comes not too late

 

Countdown from the number seven

Let all our prayers be heard in heaven

 

Countdown from the number six

Empty out his bag of tricks

 

Countdown from the number five

May our deliverance at last arrive

 

Countdown from the number four

May we finally close the door

 

Countdown from the number three

A vision of the world to be

 

Countdown from the number two

So many things we must now do

 

Countdown to the number one

Praise and glory it’s finally done

 

Thursday, December 03, 2020

Pardon Me (for Michael Flynn)

RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: POETRY OF POLITICS

 

Pardon

 

Pardon me

Did I overstay my welcome?

Was I rude?

Was I too crude?

I am by nature brash

When attacked I tend to lash

But I did not intend

To dip so deep in trash

 

Lock her up! I shouted

But I have always doubted

Myself and all my friends

On this my soul depends

I was in it for the money

And I thought it kind of funny

So I played the cards I had

Intentions? Neither good nor bad

 

My name is Michael Flynn

Wake me up! Did I just win?

Or is it all a dream?

If so what does it mean?

 

Alright okay I lied

I took you for a ride

I served another nation

Who paid for my vacations

To Moscow and Istanbul

 

Pardon me

 

(What did Mike Flynn say

when he coughed? Pardon me.)

 


Tuesday, December 01, 2020

Delusions

 RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR:  AMERICAN POLITICS


Delusions

 

Delusions of grandeur take on new meaning

With the man in power screaming screaming

I won! I won! When he clearly lost

Democracy may be the cost

For a man who long ago lost touch

(kindness forbids to say how much)

With stern reality on planet earth

An empty vessel is more than he’s worth

 

He believes he can unwind the wind

And with a magic spell begin again

Falling falling to his knees

He summons the gods with his pleas

But his delusion runs too deep

His sanity he cannot keep

He bids farewell his sycophants

And falls back to his twitter rants

 

So long goodbye my president

All my reason is now spent

 

Friday, August 28, 2020

Saint Donald

 RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR:  TRUMP


Saint Donald

 

The great Saint Donald

Beloved of the Navaho

(except in their hour of need

when the virus ravaged the reservation

while the president claimed it was a hoax)

Liberator of the blacks

(and fervent advocate of Blue Lives Matter)

Champion of Latin Americans

(unless you don’t have your papers

then you’re killers rapists and thugs)

Reformer of the prison system

(as the private prison industry thrives)

Destroyer of regulations

(like clean air water and worker safety)

Bringer of prosperity

(for stock holders and CEO’s)

Builder of a sound economy

(except for the last eight months)

Guarantor of thriving times

(working people’s wages in decline)

Appointer of rightwing corporate judges

(who pander to religious zealots)

Champion of industry

(denier of climate change)

Propagator of the truth

(if truth is propaganda)

Defender of American heroes

(Jefferson Davis and Jim Crowe)

 

Behold Saint Donald!

Savior of the nation!

(destroyer of the world!)

 

(Day 2 of the GOP convention)

Monday, August 24, 2020

Dual Hurricanes

RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: CORONAVIRUS SERIES


Dual Hurricanes

 

As dual hurricanes slide toward the gulf

We remember Katrina

We remember Andrew and Camille

We remember the fear

The failures in response

The botched evacuations

Devastation and heartbreak

 

We remember and pray

The past is not prelude

 

Fire and smoke encapsulate the west

Hurricanes advance like enemy fronts on the gulf

Tornadoes and dust storms strike at the heartland

Floods await the eastern seaboard

 

What unknown horrors will unfold

Before we’re allowed to sleep

What natural disasters line up

To wreak havoc on the innocent

What manmade catastrophes still await us

While we wait

For someone

Who cares

 

(Hurricanes Marco and Laura

Enter the Gulf of Mexico 8/24/20)

 

Monday, June 29, 2020

The Bounty

RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR



The Bounty

Russia offers a cash bounty
On American soldiers in Afghanistan
Money for bodies like coins for scalps
And the president stands down

The blood of our warriors
On his cold trembling hands
And America stands down

Vladimir to Donald:

Who owns you babe?
Who butters your bread?
Who paves the road ahead?
Bow down before your master!
Bow down and take your pill!
Nobody has to know
But you and me and heaven
Give me Georgia and Ukraine
Get me back in the G7
If it costs a few soldiers so be it
Remember when the union was Soviet

So be a good boy and bow your head
The American century is dead
Now Mother Russia rises again
And populates the earth
With strong Russian men!

Thursday, June 06, 2019

THE GREAT DISAPPEARING ACT

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THE GREAT DISAPPEARANCE

People I Wish Would Go Away and Why

By Jack Random



During the reign of Augusto Pinochet of Chile individuals who expressed opposition to his rule were often made to vanish.  The disappeared became a euphemism for mass murder.  Over a thousand dissidents were disappeared in Pinochet’s Chile between 1973 and 1981.  Tens of thousands were disappeared by a US backed military junta in Argentina’s Dirty War between 1976 and 1983. [1] 

As a man of conscience who is opposed to violence as well as despotism I cannot advocate the kind of disappearing that Pinochet ordered and the CIA orchestrated in the seventies and eighties but there are a growing number of individuals on the political scene I would love to see and hear no more.  I do not wish them harm.  I just want them to go away.  I want them to live within their own circles of friends and family and never to appear before any public forum.  If I could wave my hand and be done with them I would do so. 

First on my list is former President George W. Bush.  In fairness, we don’t see a great deal of the former president but when we do it reminds us that Donald Trump was not our first systemic collapse in electing a president.  The son of Poppy Bush took his rightful place at the podium to eulogize his father and that should have been the end of it.  We cannot allow ourselves to forget what this man did as commander-in-chief and how he misled us into everlasting war and quagmire in the Middle East.  That he himself was misled by his amoral vice president and a circle of Neocons is no excuse.  He was “the decider” and his decisions led to disasters.  We should not forget as well that his economic policies nearly pushed us into a global depression.  Go away, Mr. Bush.  Let that be the end of all Bushes.  You cannot rehabilitate a pile of rubbish. 

In the spirit of bipartisanship, next on my list is former Secretary of State and Democratic nominee for the presidency, Hillary Clinton.  Let’s add Bill to the list for good measure and give warning to Chelsea that she’s not far behind.  Hillary may be suffering under the illusion that – because she was cheated out of the White House – people want to hear from her.  As one who firmly believes she was cheated by a collaboration of nefarious elements, including Russian intelligence, Facebook and dimwitted members of the Trump campaign, I can say without reservation that I do not want to hear from her.  Even with Russia tampering and the complicity of social media, Hillary should have thumped Trump like a dirty old rug. 

She thought she could win without a discernable message.  She thought she could get the working person’s vote by not being Trump.  She thought it was enough to be a woman against a misogynist.  She thought she could just show up with corporate money and buy her way to the top.  It was not enough.  Now go away and write another memoir that no one wants to read. 

Next on the list is Vice President Mike Pence.  Here is a man who seems to believe he is welcome in any room because he is not Donald Trump.  I have to concede:  He is not Donald Trump.  He is a man so twisted with fundamentalist venom that he fears being alone in a room with any member of the opposite sex.  He is man who refuses to speak out against laws that would send doctors and women to jail for terminating a pregnancy in the first two months of gestation.  Mr. Pence is a primary reason Democrats hesitate to impeach the president.  What if they succeeded?  What if Trump was removed from office?  The notion that Pence would get the next Supreme Court appointment must give us all pause. 

Now we proceed to the heart of the matter:  I would like to see disappear the honorable Attorney General of the United States, head of the Department of Justice and Obstructer-in-Chief, William Barr.  Best known for his defense of Richard Nixon in the Watergate scandal, Barr volunteered for his current role as the president’s personal lackey with an infamous 19-page memo summarizing his opinion that the president is above the law.  As Nixon once said:  “When the president does it… it’s not illegal.” 

Barr spun the Mueller Report with the veracity of a spider on steroids.  To say that he misrepresented the report is an understatement on par with declaring Native American genocide a quiet resolution of conflict.  Barr used the president’s terminology in stating his conclusion that there was “no collusion” and implying no obstruction.  In his testimony before congress he displayed a thousand and one ways to avoid answering a question.  Is he guilty of obstruction?  Absolutely.  Will he be held accountable?  Highly unlikely.  Barr should be hauled out of the Justice Department, tarred, feathered and transported out of town on a rail.  Am I advocating people taking justice into their own hands?  No, Mr. Barr, I’m simply sharing a vision of justice for your amusement. 

Next and most prominent on my list of wishful disappearance is the honorable Robert Mueller, Special Counsel assigned to investigate Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.  Of all the mealy mouthed and cowardly testimonials the Special Counsel’s report will have a prominent place in history.  Despite a mountain of evidence collected over the course of two years the honorable Mr. Mueller could not draw a conclusion because a Justice Department policy forbade him.  Had he made his position clear he should not have taken the job in the first place. 

In declaring Trump and his associates – most notably Donald Jr. – innocent of conspiring with a foreign power for nefarious purpose because they were too stupid to know what they were doing, Mueller should be remembered as the man who made ignorance an excuse for breaking the law and betraying the founding principles of democracy. 

Trump and his minions were blatantly guilty of conspiracy with the Russians and a consistent pattern of obstruction in full view of all Americans and Mueller failed to do his job.  To top it all off, he refuses to testify in an open hearing before congress because he feels it might be perceived as political.  It is political you fool!  It was always political.  It is also a matter of justice and possibly the only way to the right the wrongs of your timidity. 

In his latest public appearance Mueller announced his retirement and reiterated his firm stand on why he will not, would not and could not take a stand.  He becomes the latest conspirator in Trump’s campaign to obstruct justice. 

Mueller will go down in history as a coward of the highest magnitude and one who utterly failed his country at a critical time.  He may also go down as Trump’s lackey.  Time will tell. 

The list of those I’d love to see saunter into setting sun of public discourse would not be complete without all the Neocons who should have disappeared with the younger Bush administration but somehow have found a home with a president who promised an end to dumb wars in the Middle East – of course he didn’t say anything about Latin America.  Most prominent in this group are national security advisor John Bolton and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. 

If there is anyone more hawkish than Pompeo it is Bolton.  He served the younger Bush as Ambassador to the United Nations.  He was there when the Bush administration manufactured a case for war with Iraq in the wake of the 9-11 tragedy.  He was there when Colin Powell sanctified the weapons of mass destruction travesty.  He was there when the CIA failed to topple the popular Chavez regime in Venezuela. 

Like Bolton, Pompeo never saw a war he didn’t like and never saw an opportunity for war he wouldn’t take.  Pompeo has presided over the dismantling of the nation’s diplomatic corps.  Who needs diplomats when you have an unlimited war budget? 

The final entry on this list – though it could on forever – is anyone and everyone in the Trump family circle.  Let us begin with son-in-law Jared Kushner, the supposed wunderkind who was charged with peace in the Middle East, solving the opioid crisis, administering government reform, negotiating relations with Mexico and China, accomplishing immigration reform, balancing the budget and everything else his father-in-law could not be bothered with.  If the Donald wins reelection with a little help from his friends in Moscow, he will no doubt appoint Jared to the Supreme Court. 

Let’s not let that happen.  Let’s say goodbye, Jared!  One good look at the financing behind the infamous building at 666 Fifth Avenue and you’ll be on the next flight to Qatar!  Goodbye Donald “I’m too dumb to commit treason” Junior!  Goodbye, Melania!  “I don’t really care, do you?”  Goodbye Ivanka!  You couldn’t be bothered with family separations or abortion rights or sweatshop labor to produce your clothes. 

Goodbye, Donald!  We have had many bad presidents in this country’s history but none as eminently unqualified as you.  We can only hope to mitigate the harm.  Let’s broker a deal with the Southern District of New York:  Resign your presidency, take a vow of silence and you will not spend your remaining days in a country club prison. 

Jazz. 

[1] A People’s History of the World by Chris Harmon.  Verso Press 2008.


JACK RANDOM IS THE AUTHOR OF THE JAZZMAN CHRONICLES AND THE FOUNDER OF CROW DOG PRESS. HIS COMMENTARIES HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED AT DISSIDENT VOICE AND COUNTERPUNCH.  NOTE: THIS ARTICLE FIRST PUBLISHED AT OP ED NEWS. 

Monday, May 20, 2019

Road to the White House: Part Two: The Underdogs

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A LONG & WINDING ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE

A Presidential Election Analysis from Pretenders to Contenders

Part Two:  The Underdogs

By Jack Random


In part one of A Long and Winding Road I discussed the prospects and substance of seven announced candidates for president under the banner of the Democratic Party.  I pronounced them pretenders though they represent sincere issues and segments of the electorate.  They included former US Senator Mike Gravel, Florida Mayor Wayne Messam, author Marianne Williamson, entrepreneur Andrew Yang, billionaire investor Tom Steyer, Starbucks CEO Howard Schulz and Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg. 

Of the seven, only Mayor Pete has gained traction in the early campaign.  By virtue of money raised and excitement generated he has earned a prominent place on the Democratic stage of presidential hopefuls.  While I respect the mayor for his eloquence and intellect, I stand by my pronouncement that he is in fact a pretender.  On the long and winding road to the White House he will be forced to admit that one does not jump from Midwest mayor to commander-in-chief in a single bound. 

At a time when Democrats are obsessed with electability, the odds of any pretender advancing to the White House are less than hitting a trifecta on three 100-1 underdogs at the Kentucky Derby.  Supporters of Mayor Pete and the others will peel off to other candidates as the campaign progresses. 

I know the counterpoint:  The current occupant of the Oval Office skipped all electoral offices and went straight to the presidency.  To which I reply:  Exactly.  He was not qualified for president and it shows in everything he does, says or tweets.  He is being played and outplayed on the international stage by China, North Korea, Israel and Russia.  He has weakened NATO and alienated our traditional allies.  We are extremely fortunate that his actions or inactions have not yet led to an absolute and irreversible catastrophe – unless we consider climate change.  If we make it through the rest of Trump’s term, let’s not press our luck. 

The next level of candidacy includes those technically qualified to run for the highest office in the land.  Some have made a name for themselves on cable television for their opposition to Trump in the Russia Gate hearings or the Immigrant Child-Parent separation scandal.  Others attracted the national spotlight in their previous campaigns – most notably Beto O’Rourke.  Not coincidentally, most of them are or were members of the House of Representatives.  The only member of the lower chamber of congress ever to be elected president was James Garfield in 1880.  It was not a memorable presidency. 

TIER TWO:  THE UNDERDOGS.

FORMER CONGRESSMAN BETO O’ROURKE

Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke represented the sixteenth congressional district of Texas for six years before challenging Lying Ted Cruz to represent Texas in the United States Senate.  He captured the nationwide interest of liberal Democrats and raised an extraordinary amount of money in a losing campaign.  O’Rourke announced early his intention to run for the White House and immediately launched his impression of James Dean in Rebel without A Cause.  Recently he decided to stake his claim as the Green candidate by announcing a five trillion dollar plan to combat climate change.  That is serious money.  He plans to raise it by restructuring the tax code. 

I like Beto.  He’s as good as it gets for Texas Democrats.  It’s a shame he could not knock off the man nobody but his mother likes – and even she’s not sure.  There’s still time to take aim at Republican Senator John Cornyn in the upcoming election.  Want to make an impact, Beto?  Take another shot at the senate.  That’s where the balance of power resides. 

CONGRESSMAN ERIC SWALWELL

Swalwell of California possesses the same All-American athletic look that John Edwards once parlayed into contender’s status on the presidential stage.  Like Edwards, he is well spoken and can be charming.  Unlike Edwards, he is not and has never been a United States Senator.  He has not in fact run for a statewide election. 

Swalwell serves on the Intelligence and Judiciary committees.  He has frequently appeared on cable news programs where he has launched spirited attacks against the most corrupt president since Warren G. Harding of Teapot Dome infamy.  Oddly enough, Representative Swalwell has chosen gun control as his key issue.  It makes me wonder why impeachment is not his central theme.  It makes me wonder if his handlers have informed him that impeachment is not a winner.  It’s too bad.  Impeachment is where his passion lies.  He has made his reputation on impeachment.  Who will take up the issue if not Swalwell? 

CONGRESSMAN TIM RYAN

The 45-year-old Ohio representative has gained some notoriety in his effort to challenge the leadership of Speaker Nancy Pelosi.  In the vacuum left when Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown decided not to run, Ryan considers himself the labor candidate.  The party definitely needs a labor candidate but Ryan has a marked tendency to pull back on every issue in an effort to stake out the middle ground.  He must believe – as moderates do – that it makes him appear more reasonable when in fact it makes him appear weak and without honest conviction.  Take it from the Hillary Clinton campaign: we don’t need another triangulator – especially when it comes to labor. 

Like so many before him, Ryan laments the loss of US manufacturing and the related decline of the American middle class but his solutions fall lamentably short.  Just how would you bring back manufacturing?  Tariffs and trade wars?  Spell it out.  Just how would you fight back robotics and automation?  Would you advocate the government as an employer of last resort?  I think not.  I believe you are afraid of the S word and will backtrack at its mere utterance. 

The American economic system has embraced elements of socialism since well before Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal:  the prohibition of indentured servitude and child labor, the forty-hour work week, safe working conditions, labor unions and the right to organize, Medicare and Social Security.  Anyone who is afraid of the S word need not apply for the presidency in 2020. 

We really do need specifics.  It is not sufficient to be from Ohio.  You have to have real solutions. 

FORMER CONGRESSMAN JOHN DELANEY

The former representative from Maryland is yet another candidate hoping to catch fire from the middle ground.  Let me run through just a handful of reasons a moderate cannot and should not win the nomination:  Climate catastrophes, mass shootings, runaway technology, income inequality, climate change and climate change. 

Delaney supports Free Trade – including Fast Track legislation and the Trans Pacific Partnership.  He believes Trump’s trade war with China is representative of Fair Trade.  He is wrong.  Fair Trade requires representation of labor and labor interests.  Trump may be the most anti-labor president in history. 

JFK didn’t say we want our children to dream of going to the moon someday; he said we would go to the moon by the end of the decade.  The nation desperately needs someone with the same urgency on climate change.  It will not come from the middle ground. 

CONGRESSWOMAN TULSI GABBARD

The nation’s first Samoan American and Hindu member of congress, Tulsi Gabbard represents the second congressional district of Hawaii.  Gabbard is a leader of the movement to stop supporting the Saudi slaughter in Yemen.  A veteran of the tragic war in Iraq, she strongly opposes the nation’s reckless entanglements in the Middle East.  She opposes military intervention in Venezuela.  She endorsed Bernie Sanders in the last presidential election and falls in line with Bernie’s politics.  She wants Medicare for All and supports the Green New Deal.  Anyone who does not should switch parties. 

Gabbard has attracted controversy in her interactions with PM Narendra Modi of India and Bashar al Assad of Syria.  Much ado about nothing.  She does not endorse either leader.  She is a Fair Trade advocate and a leading opponent of American imperialism.  She stood with the Standing Rock warriors against the Dakota Access Pipeline.  If you take those stands, you will be criticized. 

There is a lot to like in the young representative from Hawaii.  She is seemingly fearless and speaks out whenever she perceives wrongdoing.  She deserves the support of all Sanders supporters who want someone younger – myself included.  If she secures a place on the debate stage she will be heard and I for one will stand and applaud. 

GOVERNOR JAY INSLEE

“Inslee is the only candidate in the race who is treating climate change the way that science says climate change should be treated: not as one issue among many, but as the overriding emergency of our age.” – Ezra Klein, Vox 5/13/19. 

The Green Governor of the state of Washington was the first to step forward and proclaim climate change as the central issue of the 2020 presidential election – Beto O’Rourke was the second.  He is of course right.  All politicians like to talk about our children and grandchildren, our legacy and our posterity.  Few politicians match their policies to their rhetoric. 

The naysayers of Global Warming proclaim that the whole Climate Catastrophe scare is a hoax perpetrated by a cabal of elites determined to reconstitute the planet under their control.  These clever conspiracy theorists have captured the precise opposite of the truth.  What is the truth?  That a cabal of elites have perpetrated the lie that global warming is a hoax to protect their interests until the last drop of oil and the last block of coal are spent. 

Governor Inslee is out to prove that the Green New Deal is not only environmentally but also economically sound.  Under his leadership Washington has pushed through legislation on clean energy, energy efficient buildings, electric vehicles and efficiency standards.  He tried and failed to pass a carbon tax. 

Inslee correctly points out that placing Climate Change on a long – or even short – list of priorities virtually assures that nothing of substance will prevail.  Obama never got past health care – or rather, health insurance reform – and Trump has failed to accomplish anything after tax cuts for the elite. 

Yes, I wish the governor had more style but he has substance.  At this early stage in the process those who are inclined should contribute to the cause of getting his message on the debate stage. 

FORMER HUD SECRETARY JULIAN CASTRO

The former mayor of San Antonio, Texas, is the only candidate of Hispanic descent with even a remote chance of making it to the final stage.  Castro served as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development in the Obama administration. 

Castro is well spoken with an appealing immigrant back story but his campaign hit the road in low gear and has hardly picked up speed.  He seems to be making his stand on education with a promise of free preschool through four years of college.  Castro also promises to recommit the nation to the Paris Climate Accord and submit a plan for universal healthcare on day one of his presidency.  So there’s that. 

The trouble is the candidate hit the stage without a message.  Maybe he thought it would be sufficient to be the only Hispanic/Latino of substance.  Some years it would be sufficient but not this year.  There are too many candidates and too many issues of immediacy for identity politics to once again prevail. 

For the life of me, I can’t understand why these Texas Democrats don’t take aim at the senate.  I’ll say it again:  That’s where the action is and if by chance Castro or O’Rourke should prevail the pathway to the White House would open like a bouquet of roses on a sunny spring morning. 

MAYOR BILL DE BLASIO

With approximately 22 official candidates already in the race, the first question that arises with the addition of NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is why?  Does he fill some fundamental need that is as yet missing from the field?  The mayor’s signature issue is income inequality – an issue that is amply covered by presidential heavyweights Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders.  He is uniquely positioned to attack fellow New Yorker Donald Trump and wasted no time in calling him out with the nickname Con Don.  I would recommend Don the Con if only because it sounds better.  Trump fired back with the accusation that De Blasio is the “worst mayor in the history of New York City.”  That was it. 

Come on, Donald.  You can do better than that, can’t you?  It seems he won’t take the mayor serious until he secures a place on the debate stage. 

In many ways de Blasio is an appealing candidate.  His family is multi-racial and multi-cultural.  He has instituted universal free preschool in America’s main metropolis.  He put a stop to the city’s “stop and frisk” law that targeted minorities and blatantly violated the constitution. 

Unfortunately New York continues to have a number of serious problems, including dilapidated public housing, homelessness and deficiencies in America’s most advanced and neglected subway system.  The mayor counters that much of what is wrong with New York is attributable to policies in Washington.  Good point. 

His popularity in the city has held in the low forties and most NYC voters – 76% according to Quinnipiac University – do not want him to run for president.  Given those numbers and the crowded Democratic field, it’s a little difficult to understand why he feels compelled to throw his hat in. 

GOVERNOR JOHN HICKENLOOPER

The governor of swing state Colorado, Hickenlooper has felt for a very long time that the nation needs a moderate and the Democratic Party needs someone from landlocked America.  He considers himself a pragmatist who knows how to get things done.  Unfortunately, that’s the same line every moderate gives and there’s no reason to believe that a Colorado governor would do any better than a former Illinois senator.  Believe it or not, Barack Obama was a moderate who tried to work both sides of the aisle.  We all know how that turned out.  Sorry, Gov, the Republic has never had a four-syllable president.  You’re not likely to be the first. 

At risk of sounding like a recording on continuous loop, Republican Senator Cory Gardner is up for re-election in 2020.  Take him on, governor.  Work on both sides of the aisle from the majority in the US Senate. 

GOVERNOR STEVE BULLOCK

Governor Bullock of Missouri is yet another Middle America moderate.  I don’t know why every Middle America moderate thinks he or she should be president – or maybe I do.  Bullock, Hickenlooper and others are stuck in the old way of thinking: that the political divide is all about ideology.  I believe that once held great validity but not any more.  Many of the policies advocated by yesterday’s Democrats, from trade policy to first amendment rights, would find themselves more comfortable in the Republican Party.  Democrats are being held to a new standard:  Voters want their candidates to stand up and be counted.  They want a presidential candidate who will take on Trump and his minions.  The moderates do not fit the bill. 


This concludes my review of the underdogs.  Each of them is qualified for high office and each has something to bring to the forum.  Unfortunately, too many of them add little to the debate.  The question for the second tier candidates is:  How long can they last? 

Most of these candidates are not really running for the presidency but rather for the vice presidency.  That race is wide open.  The consolation is that some will gain favorable name recognition for future pursuits. 

Jazz. 

JACK RANDOM IS THE AUTHOR OF THE JAZZMAN CHRONICLES AND FOUNDER OF CROW DOG PRESS.  HIS NOVELS INCLUDE HARD TIMES: THE WRATH OF AN ANGRY GOD AND PAWNS TO PLAYERS: THE CHESS TRILOGY – THE STAIRWAY SCANDAL, A MATCH FOR THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE PUTIN GAMBIT.