RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: AMERICAN DEMOCRACY
Buying the Presidency
With the blessings of the Court Supreme
That lifted limits on contributions
Elon Musk has bought the White House
Along with all its institutions
(which he may ban from existence)
He pumped a fortune into propaganda
Without restrictions on content
He won a seat at the table of power
Now we’ll discovery his intent
(we can be sure it isn’t pretty)
Will the president sit him down
And attempt to put him in his place?
We’ll find out about his ego
Will he tell him to his face?
(and what a face it is)
I’m the richest man on earth, he’ll say
And I’d hate to tell you twice
If I want rice for dinner
By God, we’re having rice
(he brought his own chef)
You may think you have the power
But there’s not much you can do
If you’d like a talk with Vladimir
My office will approve
(and so the story goes)
(Musk puts up 750 million to elect Trump)