RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR: CLIMATE CHANGE
Fort Lauderdale Flood
Spring break in Fort Lauderdale
Shortened by a thousand-year downpour
That’s what they’re saying on the news
A thousand-year downpour
Like a sign of the apocalypse
I say how do they know?
Were they here a thousand years ago?
How’s about the weather Martha?
Bet your daddy didn’t warn you about this
They say its Goble Climb It Changed
They climbed up and couldn’t get down
Two feet of water on Main Street
A water slide through the middle of town
Can you believe it?
The Oldsmobile will never be the same
We ought to sell that damn thing
While it’s still worth the parking fee
Buy a rowboat for chrisakes
One darn thing after another
Helluva thing for chrisakes
Who’s idea was it to move down here?
Mine? Shows you what I know
The whole darn state can go to hell
And no one would even notice
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