RANDOM JACK POETRY HOUR
The Royal Bloodline
The royal family has decreed
The royal bloodline must be pure
Should any prince plant a seed
Immediate expulsion is the cure
The royal house of Windsor
Goes back a thousand years
The queen upholds tradition
And commoners hold her dear
The darker side of aristocracy
Is race discrimination
The goal of every royal wedding
Is genetic purification
The royal family through the ages
Is white as purest snow
Is all the pageantry necessary?
The answer: clearly no