RANDOM JACK

[Jake Berry's response to "The Search for Policy in McCain's Appeal" by Jack Random. Reprinted Below.] Essay after essay ...

Let’s be honest: The Republicans would have cheered a lip synch performance by Milli Vanilli on the third night of the National Convention,...

McCain makes his way through the bowels of the Straight Talk Express and dodges silk stockings dripping on his suit and buckets of ammo from...

Circling the Democratic Convention center in Denver, Colorado in an unmarked Chevy van is John McCain. With no other people with him, his sh...

From the unreleased obituary, Here lies John McCain, former babysitter to Joe Lieberman, who became senile after losing the vice-presidency...

The John McCain Top 10 1. It is said that McCain has begun refusing meat in order to sharpen his teeth. 2. John McCain never sodomized a ...

[Response to Jack Random's "The Devil Down in Georgia" (below).] Absolutely. This is the best possible circumstance for the ne...

[In response to "The Case for Impeachment" by Jack Random. Posted 8/15/08 by Newsdaily Canada and Buzzle.com.] Beautifully, persu...

french lanterns swinging, whaling songs echoing down whiskey bottles too long betrayal blowed from waves to the skies the ship disappeared f...

The Next Best Thing To Being Him A new documentary is set to hit store shelves in a few days which features a haggard John McCain alongside...

"...between the legs hung the entrails; the vitals appeared, with the foul sack that makes excrement of what is swallowed." Dant...

Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) has called for an incentive program in which the government pays half the cost of installing solar panels on h...

We are living in an age where the consequences of past mistakes and excesses are coming to account. We have squandered our resources and at...

This campaign is one for the books if that book was soaked in the blood of a child whose first word was gut and last was duck. John McCain i...

Coveted by the undead a John McCain fundraising letter it is said can cure the most unruly sores in the after-life. Just rubbing it onto les...

"Keep in thy memory what thou hast heard against thyself," the Sage bade me "but now give heed to what is here." - Da...

Hillary Clinton will not be Barack Obama's choice as a running mate. By my accounting, a wide open field will come down to Jim Webb of ...

A close look in a shaving kit of John McCain's these days just might surprise you. Someone on his staff was trying to sell some grainy s...

Stoned in Colorado part 1 Today while rummaging through a few press releases from the FBI I ran into Jann Wenner cooing next to an FBI agen...

Indiana May 3, 2008: I happen to believe in free trade. But we do the cause of trade no favors when we pass agreements that are filled with ...